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Crashworth "Crash" Bandicoot ([personal profile] cratecrasher) wrote2020-12-09 12:13 am
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greaterbanishment: (the journey shall be made 🏀)

<noxalas> | December 11th

[personal profile] greaterbanishment 2021-12-17 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
greetings death Underscore tornado
also known as Crash

my name is jodariel
i am inquiring about interests of your sister tawny
Who i have been anonymously assigned in the Secret Santa.

[ Yeah so speech-to-text can get a little buggy, huh. ]
cratecrasher: (head with air)

<DEATH_TORNADO>

[personal profile] cratecrasher 2021-12-19 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Meanwhile, beyond the computer screen, a pig nearly chokes on their coffee.]

not my sister!

just friend
greaterbanishment: (belies a leaden sky)

<noxalas>

[personal profile] greaterbanishment 2021-12-19 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
hm


my apologies
santa Claus referred to you as her Brother
cratecrasher: (pause screen)

<DEATH_TORNADO>

[personal profile] cratecrasher 2021-12-19 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, one can't just say Santa Claus is capable of mistakes. Even if whoever took the role certainly is. He briefly squints at even the misspelling of Tawna's name and yet... that's actually a bit funny...]

Santa is

human and new to mutants, I guess?

we're Bandicoot bc we used to be bandicoots

the animal
Edited 2021-12-19 04:41 (UTC)
greaterbanishment: (the stars all hide away from the chill)

<noxalas>

[personal profile] greaterbanishment 2021-12-20 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
i see
an identical surname with no relation

a cultural Difference



may i ask
what sort of creature is a bandicoot
cratecrasher: (didn't invent the wheel)

<DEATH_TORNADO>

[personal profile] cratecrasher 2021-12-20 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sure, Crash will let them run with that because it's not like his actual sister was here. And helping this stranger figure out a present is way more relevant... if they find their way back on that train.]

tiny, furry

[AND?]

they dig and eat small things
greaterbanishment: (the misty morning over the brine)

<noxalas>

[personal profile] greaterbanishment 2021-12-22 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...Curs? Or...some sort of non-flying Imp? Jodariel ponders. ]

hmm
and you are no longer bandicoots now
in this place
Is that Correct?
cratecrasher: (time to win)

<DEATH_TORNADO>

[personal profile] cratecrasher 2021-12-22 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
ye

I'm a minotaur now

she's

[Uh. Ummm.]

something with horns, fur, and scales

[Crash is guessing the monster type that are close enough to dragons around here.]
greaterbanishment: (Default)

<noxalas>

[personal profile] greaterbanishment 2021-12-23 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hmm. Hmmmmm. ]

i see
is there anything specific about her old appearance that she misses
?
cratecrasher: (perked)

<DEATH_TORNADO>

[personal profile] cratecrasher 2021-12-25 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
would say she misses adventure life more than looks

[Looks that her monster form would likely make into a massive upgrade.]
greaterbanishment: (the journey shall be made 🏀)

<noxalas>

[personal profile] greaterbanishment 2021-12-31 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
adventure
i understand then
the type of person your friend Is

thank you crash
this Has been helpful
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